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In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.
Author: Edith Wharton

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
Author: Warren Buffett

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Author: Mark Twain

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum rex est luscus.]
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.
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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes