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The best jokes to send by SMS
For their 25th wedding
anniversary, a man
decides to take his
wife on a trip to France. After two weeks
touring France, they
return to the airport for the trip back to America.
While waiting
for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and
says, "This was
the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our
25th
anniversary. I can't wait to hear what you have in mind for
our
50th anniversary!" Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the
cheek, and said, "I'm going to come back and get you"This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room
after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of
stockings and suspenders.
He says "When did you start wearing them?"
To which the other man
replies "Since my wife found a pair on the
back seat of the car."This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
What's
the difference between an Irish
wedding and an Irish
funeral?
One less drunk.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man who's been
married for 30 years.
Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day
you'll get a speaking
part.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom
didn't !This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes