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Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
Author: Steve Jobs

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
Author: Marlon Brando

Inspiration may be a form of superconsciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness - I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self- consciousness.
Author: Aaron Copland

Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
Author: Amy Bloom

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes