Best quotes to send by SMS
Lynn Johnston Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Clifford Stoll Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Anonymous Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
Author: Anonymous

Saint Augustine Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour.
Author: Saint Augustine

Karl Barth Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
Author: Karl Barth

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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Cow jokes Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
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Cow jokes Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
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Cow jokes Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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Cow jokes Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
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