Best quotes to send by SMS

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Author: Lynn Johnston
Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.
Author: Clifford Stoll
Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.
Author: Anonymous
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour.
Author: Saint Augustine
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
Author: Karl Barth
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass
class!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
was a cowpuncher!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes