
Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson
That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.
Author: Helen Fielding

Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes