Best quotes to send by SMS
Aldus Manutius Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius

Margaret Cho Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho

Francis Hutcheson That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

Madonna That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

Helen Fielding It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.
Author: Helen Fielding

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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Fishing jokes How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
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Fishing jokes What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Fishing jokes How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Fishing jokes Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes