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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
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Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
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