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I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.
Author: Stephen Hawking

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
Author: Cicero

The face is not a secondary billboard for our internal feelings. It is an equal partner in the emotional process.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

The fact speak for themselves.
Author: Demosthenes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes