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Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Author: Madonna

Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Author: Alexandre Dumas

Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Author: Cleobulus

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
Author: Ernest Haskins

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes