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Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
Author: Pindar

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes