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Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.
Author: Homer

Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes

Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Every crowd has a silver lining.
Author: Phineas Taylor Barnum

Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
Author: Joel Spolsky

What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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