Best quotes to send by SMS

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.
Author: Erica Jong
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
Author: Italian Proverb
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Author: Leo Tolstoy
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
The best jokes to send by SMS

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
race?
A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the
big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes