Best quotes to send by SMS
Hans Christian Andersen Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.
Author: Hans Christian Andersen

Norman Mailer Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
Author: Norman Mailer

Oprah Winfrey Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

C. S. Lewis Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes.
Author: C. S. Lewis

John Singer Sargent Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Author: John Singer Sargent

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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Frog jokes What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
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Frog jokes What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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Frog jokes Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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Frog jokes What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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