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Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Author: Eugene Ionesco

Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Author: Bible

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Author: Matt Groening

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
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What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes