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Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
Author: E. F. Schumacher

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Author: Anonymous

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
Author: Calvin Trillin

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes