Best quotes to send by SMS

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
Author: Margaret Mead
Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
Author: The Talmud
Never fight an inanimate object.
Author: P. J. O Rourke
Never give a child a sword.
Author: Latin Proverb
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Author: Phyllis Diller
The best jokes to send by SMS

Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.
Stine
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Parachute Jumping
by Hugo Furst
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At the South Pole
by Anne Tarctic
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Nothing's
Ever Right by Mona Lott
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
Completely
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