Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Mead Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
Author: Margaret Mead

The Talmud Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
Author: The Talmud

P. J. O Rourke Never fight an inanimate object.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Latin Proverb Never give a child a sword.
Author: Latin Proverb

Phyllis Diller Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Author: Phyllis Diller

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Book title jokes Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott
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