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No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
Author: Plutarch

No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man'
Author: John Donne

No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes