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Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Author: Victoria Holt

Never tell anyone that you're: writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Author: Eddie Izzard

Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Author: Iggy Pop

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes