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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
Author: Lord Macaulay

The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacitie
Author: Immanuel Kant

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Author: Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Author: Mark Twain

Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
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Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
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Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"
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