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The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler

Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Author: Seneca

The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
Author: Bible

Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
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Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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