Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Cho The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho

H. L. Mencken The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Arthur Miller The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller

Ralph Waldo Emerson The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Herodotus The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !
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Insect jokes Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !
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Insect jokes What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
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Insect jokes How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
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Insect jokes What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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