Best quotes to send by SMS

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller
The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a bees favourite novel ?
The Great
Gats-bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the honey combs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
An aero-drone !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
Start from scratch !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes