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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Author: Tom Lehrer

The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Author: Okakura Kakuzo

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Author: Ulysses S. Grant

What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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