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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley

That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The act of nutrition is not a purely physiological event... The family meal is a formality that cultivates in us... a capacity for sharing, generosity, thoughtfulness, a talent for civilized conversation.
Author: Francine Du Plessix Gray

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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