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Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Author: Robert Orben

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.
Author: Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes