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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
Author: Douglas Adams

Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.
Author: Anonymous

All a man can betray is his conscience.
Author: Joseph Conrad

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Author: George Orwell

All confidence which is not absolute and entire, is dangerous. There are few occasions but where a man ought either to say all, or conceal all; for, how little so ever you have revealed of your secret to a friend, you have already said too much if you thi
Author: Francis Beaumont

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes