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All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
Author: Harry S Truman

All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him.
Author: Sun-Tzu

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Author: Mark Twain

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
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How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!
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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
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