Best quotes to send by SMS
Homer All men have need of the gods.
Author: Homer

Matt Groening All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Author: Matt Groening

Bobby Knight All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Author: Bobby Knight

Aristotle All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Author: Aristotle

Unknown All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Author: Unknown

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