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There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Author: Cicero

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.
Author: Bill Clinton

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Author: Will Rogers

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Author: Martin Gardner

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!
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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
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What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
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What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.
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