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Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not seek pleasure as such. Pleasure comes of seeking something else, and comes by the way.
Author: A. Lawrence Lowell

It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.
Author: George Eliot

There's no easy way out. If there were, I would have bought it. And believe me, it would be one of my favorite things!
Author: Oprah Winfrey

There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple: If the ill spirit have so fair a house, Good things will strive to dwell with 't.
Author: William Shakespeare

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
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Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!
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