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Where facts are few, experts are many.
Author: Donald R. Gannon

The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.
Author: e e cummings

Where the speech is corrupted, the mind is also.
Author: Seneca

Precept upon precept; line upon line: here a little, and there a little.
Author: Bible

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

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