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In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes