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It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes