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I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Author: Martha Stewart

I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
Author: Samuel Butler

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
Author: Charles Dickens

I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes