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So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Author: Plato

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes