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Best quotes to send by SMS
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.Author: A. J. Liebling
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.Author: Charles F. Kettering
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.Author: William Shakespeare
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.Author: Kin Hubbard
Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?Author: Budd Schulberg
The best jokes to send by SMS
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's blue and has big ears ?
An
elephant at the North Pole !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey and lights up ?
An electric
elephant !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes