Best quotes to send by SMS

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content
Author: Helen Keller
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Author: Will Rogers
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
Author: French Proverb
Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Author: Leo Tolstoy
Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
Author: James M. Barrie
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the words !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes