Best quotes to send by SMS
Helen Keller Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content
Author: Helen Keller

Will Rogers Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Author: Will Rogers

French Proverb Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
Author: French Proverb

Leo Tolstoy Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

James M. Barrie Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
Author: James M. Barrie

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Insect jokes Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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Insect jokes What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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Insect jokes What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !
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Insect jokes What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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