Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Be not righteous overmuch
Author: Bible

Bible Be not wise in your own conceits.
Author: Bible

Juvenal Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
Author: Juvenal

D. H. Lawrence Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Chinese Proverb Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Cow jokes What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
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Cow jokes What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
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Cow jokes What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
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Cow jokes What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
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