Best quotes to send by SMS

Be not righteous overmuch
Author: Bible
Be not wise in your own conceits.
Author: Bible
Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
Author: Juvenal
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.
Author: D. H. Lawrence
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
space?
Steer Wars.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
and a
sofa?
A cowch potato!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast
Moosmallows!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes