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If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Author: George E. Woodberry

In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki

In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb

I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into his typewriter to type the labels.
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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"
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