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Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
Author: Charles Mackay

Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
Author: John Howard Payne

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Author: Susan Ertz

Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes