Best Cell Phones

No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which time itself cannot erase. Suffering may distort my backward glances, but even to suffering, some memories will yield nothing of ther beauty or their splendor. Rather they remain as ha
Author: Anne Rice

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.
Author: Lynn Johnston

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Author: Jascha Heifetz

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Author: Kin Hubbard

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
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What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
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