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Man is what he eats.
Author: Ludwig Feuerbach

Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soulpower to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different.
Author: Dr. Frank Crane

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Author: Heywood Broun

None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Author: John Dryden

Not being able to govern events, I govern myself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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