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Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Author: Colin Powell

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
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