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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Author: Robert Browning

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
Author: Lewis Carroll

I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Author: Matt Groening

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
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Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
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When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!
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