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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.
Author: Rene Descartes

One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

One good turn deserves another.
Author: Gaius Petronius

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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