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Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
Author: William Hazlitt

Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't.
Author: Peter Drucker

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.
Author: Erich Fromm

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
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