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No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Author: Thomas Mann

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Author: Judge Gideon J. Tucker

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

No matter what we do, we are always going to have Us versus Them moments. We can separate, yell or talk to each other and draw a truce. You won't agree with everybody. It doesn't mean the other person is an idiot.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

No one can be a great thinker who does not recognize that as a thinker it is his first duty to follow his intellect to whatever conclusions it may lead. Truth gains more even by the errors of one who, with due study, and preparation, thinks for himself, t
Author: John Stuart Mill

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'
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