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Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.
Author: Homer

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.
Author: Brooke McEldowney

Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.
Author: Octavio Paz

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
Author: Bette Davis

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes