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Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go.
Author: William Shakespeare

Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure; in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse.
Author: Francis Quarles

Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
Author: Bible

Beauty and brains, pleasure and usability they should go hand in hand.
Author: Donald Norman

Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.
Author: John Keats

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes