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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
Author: H. L. Mencken

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Author: Aldous Huxley

After you've been in a place for a while, everything starts to look... I won't say better, there's no need to go to extremes...but your everyday life does start to become...familiar.
Author: David Assael

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
Author: William Shakespeare

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Author: Groucho Marx

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes