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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Author: Alexander Woollcott

All things are difficult before they are easy.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to be under our own power.
Author: Allegra Kent

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Author: Samuel Johnson

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes