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The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
Author: John Ruskin

The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
Author: Anita Roddick

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Author: George Burns

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going back up there tommorow, why don't you come along?" And, so the warden did. They were in the boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There were fish floating to the surface all over! The game warden freaked out, and said: "You can't do that! That's illeagal!" The fisherman reached over and lit another stick and said: "Are you going to fish, or talk?"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes